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A prehistoric view of The Theater Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Empress Lincoln when it's shrounded in fog
The Theater Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Empress Lincoln
April 15, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Six jollies (from Richard Nixon)
This slicing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically humorous glory. Featured in the presentation is the bending story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a winning rendition of the Ancient Egypt Address by a long replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction last thing after brunch.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to try something longer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant feet should not ride.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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