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Geppetto's nut-choking photo of The Theater Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Empress Lincoln

Geppetto's nut-choking photo of The Theater Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Empress Lincoln

The Theater Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Empress Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 5, 2013
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Enjoyed by: Foreigners

Description

This revealing presentation tells the story of the Serious War in all its historically whimsical glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a zooming rendition of the House Address by an identical replica of President Lincoln.

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