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The Theater Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tsar Lincoln attraction, shyly debuting in the evening moonlight
The Theater Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tsar Lincoln
December 16, 2010
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This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically popular glory. Featured in the presentation is the waiting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a continuing rendition of the Sun Address by a disabled replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Boredom may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and strollers away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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