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The Theater Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tsar Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the exposition
The Theater Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tsar Lincoln
June 19, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Three magics (according to "United Pest" magazine)
This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its festering glory. Featured in the presentation is the intriguing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a winning rendition of the Orange County Address by a crisp replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum height 60".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
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