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The Theater Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tsar Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Theater Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tsar Lincoln
November 23, 1987
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This joking presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically sleek glory. Featured in the presentation is the worrying story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Exposition Address by a perfect replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 34".
- Guest in front must be at least 62" tall.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
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