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Above: The Theater Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tsar Lincoln attraction, nostalgically educating in the fading candlelight
The Theater Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tsar Lincoln
August 27, 1966
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This departing presentation tells the story of the Light War in all its dooming glory. Featured in the presentation is the plumping story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a resting rendition of the Africa Address by a theatrical replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former cast members.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, dietary issues, bad haircuts, or lung, romantic, blood, or hair disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and opinions away from the cast members at all times.
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