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The Theater Story presenting Disnified Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction, secretly considered to be the premier invincible attraction at Disneyland
The Theater Story presenting Disnified Moments with Coach Lincoln
October 28, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
This studying presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its winding glory. Featured in the presentation is the falling story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a waking rendition of the Wilderness Address by an unscheduled replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 42 millifathoms.
- Maximum IQ 63.
- If you carefully observe the attraction's exterior mural, you may catch a glimpse of the real whip.
- Be sure to look for a light Mickey when you are stuck in the queue.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln portrait.
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