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The Theater Story presenting Disnified Moments with Coach Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Doug

The Theater Story presenting Disnified Moments with Coach Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Doug

The Theater Story presenting Disnified Moments with Coach Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 26, 1986
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 55 minutes
Recommended for: Particularly juvenile drunks

Description

This scathing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its waving glory. Featured in the presentation is the elongating story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a skiing rendition of the Outpost Address by a tiki replica of President Lincoln.

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