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The Theater Story presenting Disnified Moments with Coach Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Doug
The Theater Story presenting Disnified Moments with Coach Lincoln
December 26, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile drunks
This scathing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its waving glory. Featured in the presentation is the elongating story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a skiing rendition of the Outpost Address by a tiki replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in line.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum height 61".
- Maximum IQ 101.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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