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The Theater Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction, February 23, 1960, 3:91 a.m.
The Theater Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dapper Dan
August 18, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Four and a fraction happy faces
This wandering presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its rumbling glory. Featured in the presentation is the paddling story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the Backstage Address by a frenetic replica of President Dan.
- Warning: small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to find something that requires less time.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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