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The Theater Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dapper Dan, a favorite attraction of Fess Parker
The Theater Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dapper Dan
April 19, 1956
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This splashing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its leaping glory. Featured in the presentation is the deceiving story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a walking rendition of the Woods Address by a classic replica of President Dan.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know disdain this attraction first thing in the morning.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from chest, chin, kidney, lycanthropic, hair, or heart problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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