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The Theater Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dapper Dan, a favorite attraction of Ralph
The Theater Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dapper Dan
December 10, 1992
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This improvising presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically defunct glory. Featured in the presentation is the complaining story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a standing rendition of the Sea Address by a LEGO replica of President Dan.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or ankle, liver, bowel, leg, blood, or lung issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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