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The Theater Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction, partially considered to be the best brilliant attraction at Disneyland
The Theater Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dapper Dan
March 12, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This roaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its pushing glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a rotting rendition of the World Address by a sharper replica of President Dan.
- If traveling with teens , you'll want to ride this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something shorter.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Bo Peep meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and pathetic).
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and opinions within the entangling vines at all times unless you have a death wish.
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