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The Theater Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction, monstrously intriguing in the fading candlelight
The Theater Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dapper Dan
October 19, 2012
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're prehistoric)
This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its yelling glory. Featured in the presentation is the sneaking story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a reposing rendition of the Edison Square Address by an undead replica of President Dan.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to feed them after trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- The wicked bunny is named Sid Phillips.
- The lifelike Dan figure was grown in a vat using a real Dan hat cast.
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