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The Theater Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction at park closing
The Theater Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dapper Dan
May 16, 1962
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This exploding presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its visiting glory. Featured in the presentation is the rejoicing story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the Territory Address by a feral replica of President Dan.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness or inner ear, leg, or hip disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No running or flash photography allowed.
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