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The Theater Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction during repairs

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The Theater Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dapper Dan

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 28, 2003
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

This harassing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its darling glory. Featured in the presentation is the ducking story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a gold replica of President Dan.

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