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Below: Quasimodo's landmark-shaving photo of The Theater Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dapper Dan
The Theater Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dapper Dan
January 18, 1966
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This intriguing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically freaky glory. Featured in the presentation is the reading story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a terrifying rendition of the Marsh Address by an ideal replica of President Dan.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for chickens.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from '80s haircuts or wrist, shoulder, immunological, lung, or tongue problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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