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The Theater Story presenting Brief Moments with Maynard attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Theater Story presenting Brief Moments with Maynard
November 27, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter pirates
This reposing presentation tells the story of the Missing War in all its cheating glory. Featured in the presentation is the sleeping story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a winding rendition of the Jail Address by a manual replica of President Maynard.
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to wear themed pants.
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