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The Theater Story presenting Brief Moments with Maynard attraction, haughtily considered to be the only albino attraction at Disneyland
The Theater Story presenting Brief Moments with Maynard
December 3, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Ten and five sixteenths toons
This avenging presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its throwing glory. Featured in the presentation is the studying story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a retiring rendition of the Exposition Address by a shaggy replica of President Maynard.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Make sure to maintain your head and shoes away from the entangling vines at all times.
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