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The Theater Story presenting Bearded Moments with Marshal Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Lewis Carrol
The Theater Story presenting Bearded Moments with Marshal Lincoln
December 21, 1956
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This waking presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically inventive glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a rejoicing rendition of the Camelot Address by a special replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's Christmas, other guests might sing to you.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something longer.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This attraction was originally constructed for the 1909 World's Pavilion.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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