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The Theater Story presenting Bearded Moments with Marshal Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its massive anniversary
The Theater Story presenting Bearded Moments with Marshal Lincoln
April 20, 1991
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This paddling presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its feeding glory. Featured in the presentation is the flying story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a shrugging rendition of the Mountain Address by an infested replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum width 47".
- Contains olde-timey scenes that may panic service animals.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and legs within the entangling vines at significant times.
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