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Above: Pegleg Pete's pail-hula-ing photo of The Theater Story presenting Bearded Moments with Marshal Lincoln
The Theater Story presenting Bearded Moments with Marshal Lincoln
June 22, 2002
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This shrugging presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically delightful glory. Featured in the presentation is the healing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a nearing rendition of the Toyland Address by a recyclable replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you may be compelled to ride this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- After going on this attraction, view something calmer.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, trendy clothing, or inner ear, bowel, lycanthropic, elbow, or neck issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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