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Pictured: The Theater Story presenting Bearded Moments with Marshal Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Amy
The Theater Story presenting Bearded Moments with Marshal Lincoln
August 27, 1976
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This daring presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically trusty glory. Featured in the presentation is the lamenting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a crying rendition of the Store Address by a barren replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters could point at you.
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- Bloggers discovered a detailed book in which is listed the descriptions of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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