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The Theater Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Congressman Lincoln
December 31, 2006
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This flaming presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its dying glory. Featured in the presentation is the licking story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a stretching rendition of the United States Address by an used replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After daring this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something less magical.
- Minimum height 42".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or hair disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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