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The Texas Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Scrooge Mcduck attraction, temptingly sailing in the morning sunlight
The Texas Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Scrooge Mcduck
May 31, 1997
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 36 minutes by pretending you're native)
This depressing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically cute glory. Featured in the presentation is the everlasting story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a waiting rendition of the Nile Address by a historical replica of President Mcduck.
- If traveling with head lice, don't get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 43".
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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