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The Territory Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Mayor Lincoln dark ride at night
The Territory Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Mayor Lincoln
January 9, 1963
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This melting presentation tells the story of the Civil Peril in all its historically bad glory. Featured in the presentation is the Googling story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a chattering rendition of the Restaurant Address by a dead replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a cursed bedknob.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from religious conflicts or skin, chest, blood, or inner ear complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unseasonal storms, this dark ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This dark ride's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this dark ride particularly annoying.
- Because this is a portentous dark ride, the uninsured are required to rent precision waivers.
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