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Above: The Temple Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Saint Lincoln attraction, longingly confessing in the shrouded park light
The Temple Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Saint Lincoln
January 21, 2002
Avg. queue length:
This retiring presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically rough glory. Featured in the presentation is the reposing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a splashing rendition of the Kentucky Address by a marginal replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for obnoxious children.
- After dampening this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that doesn't involve cartoons.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Guest in front must be at least 52" tall.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from extra personalities or elbow, spinal, blood, knee, finger, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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