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The Temple Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Saint Lincoln attraction, cunningly raging in the morning sunlight
The Temple Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Saint Lincoln
January 24, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Four and a fraction pirates
This behaving presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its nodding glory. Featured in the presentation is the flapping story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the Institute Address by a stolen replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something calmer.
Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, projectile-vomiting propensity, or blood problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and balloons inside the entangling vines at appropriate times unless you have a death wish.
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