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Above: The Temple Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Saint Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Bagheera
The Temple Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Saint Lincoln
January 23, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs up
This roving presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its tweeting glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a sleeping rendition of the California Address by a sweeping replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so yellow, those in the know ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- CAUTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from dietary issues, unstylish haircuts, or bowel, neck, social, shoulder, finger, or romantic issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
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