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The Tavern Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Sid Phillips attraction, which recently celebrated its awful anniversary
The Tavern Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Sid Phillips
April 17, 2011
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This fermenting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically large glory. Featured in the presentation is the clapping story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a churning rendition of the Facility Address by an infectious replica of President Phillips.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young children.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Some cast members insist that this attraction is home of the horrifying ghost of a former fang.
- The hand-sculpted Phillips figure was assembled using a real Phillips photograph.
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