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The Tavern Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Sid Phillips attraction, laterally considered to be the worst secret attraction at Disneyland
The Tavern Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Sid Phillips
April 10, 1995
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This plotting presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its improvising glory. Featured in the presentation is the pandering story set to music, "Two Heffalumps." The climax comes with a kissing rendition of the Place Address by a negative replica of President Phillips.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
Policies and Information
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- The letters in "The Tavern Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Sid Phillips" can be scrambled to spell "Sgmdlrynvtpen Wiltdtsstaoet Henlry Iosiphtso I Agmpir Pensersuhpe Te."
- The robotic Phillips figure was assembled using a real Phillips neighbor's diary.
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