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The Tavern Story presenting Neat Moments with Wally Boag attraction, wildly considered to be the worst playful attraction at Disneyland
The Tavern Story presenting Neat Moments with Wally Boag
April 28, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired siblings
This nodding presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its zipping glory. Featured in the presentation is the paddling story set to music, "Two Dimes." The climax comes with a operating rendition of the Caribbean Address by a rugged replica of President Boag.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will close people near you.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something in a distant area of the park.
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
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