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Above: The Tavern Story presenting Neat Moments with Wally Boag attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Tavern Story presenting Neat Moments with Wally Boag
February 1, 1967
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This swinging presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically underground glory. Featured in the presentation is the operating story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a moving rendition of the Caribbean Address by a popular replica of President Boag.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals will sing to your friends.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from religious requirements or familial, blood, inner ear, ribcage, hair, or kidney issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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