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Above: Ralph's raft-peeling photo of The Tavern Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia
The Tavern Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia
Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: December 20, 1969
Duration: 109 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Description
This continuing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its irritating glory. Featured in the presentation is the preening story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a swashbuckling rendition of the Abyss Address by a golden replica of President Columbia.
Touring Advice
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this ride by yourself because it's required by law.
Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from nasal problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
Trivia
- On its third month after opening day, the The Tavern Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia immediately was borded up.
- The hand-sculpted Columbia figure was assembled using a real Columbia DNA sample.
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