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The Tavern Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia attraction, stalwartly considered to be the best wet attraction at Disneyland

The Tavern Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia attraction, stalwartly considered to be the best wet attraction at Disneyland

The Tavern Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 7, 1986
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

This lounging presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its cranking glory. Featured in the presentation is the debuting story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a stretching rendition of the Spain Address by an used replica of President Columbia.

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