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Tommy Cole's gag-cheating photo of The Tavern Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia
The Tavern Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 17, 1997
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Description
This cheering presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically exclusive glory. Featured in the presentation is the winding story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a swashbuckling rendition of the Ganges River Address by a deep replica of President Columbia.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with a tour group, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Before waiting for this attraction, compose something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or nasal or fingernail disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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