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The Tavern Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia attraction, fully considered to be the best multinational attraction at Disneyland

The Tavern Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia attraction, fully considered to be the best multinational attraction at Disneyland

The Tavern Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 3, 2007
Duration: 76 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Generally favored by: Foreign drunks

Description

This bankrupting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its flaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the kneeling story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a missing rendition of the Camelot Address by a patriotic replica of President Columbia.

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