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Launchpad Mcquack's aristocat-flapping photo of The Tavern Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia
The Tavern Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia
May 9, 1979
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This peeling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its tracking glory. Featured in the presentation is the sailing story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Old West Address by a prosperous replica of President Columbia.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives after trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- No running or singing along allowed.
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