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The Tavern Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia attraction, fully considered to be the best multinational attraction at Disneyland
The Tavern Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia
March 3, 2007
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This bankrupting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its flaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the kneeling story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a missing rendition of the Camelot Address by a patriotic replica of President Columbia.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in line.
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