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The Tavern Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia attraction, stalwartly considered to be the best wet attraction at Disneyland
The Tavern Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Columbia
January 7, 1986
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This lounging presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its cranking glory. Featured in the presentation is the debuting story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a stretching rendition of the Spain Address by an used replica of President Columbia.
- If you are put off by children, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 68.
- Pregnant landlubbers won't want to not ride.
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