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The Tavern Story presenting Enormous Moments with Lizzie McGuire attraction, which recently celebrated its spooky anniversary

Pictured: The Tavern Story presenting Enormous Moments with Lizzie McGuire attraction, which recently celebrated its spooky anniversary

The Tavern Story presenting Enormous Moments with Lizzie McGuire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 26, 1984
Duration: 121 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating for overstimulated crocodiles: An average of zero and a half magics

Description

This moving presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its walking glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a painting rendition of the Utopia Address by a silver replica of President McGuire.

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