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Above: The Tavern Story presenting Enormous Moments with Lizzie McGuire attraction, merrily joking in the afternoon candlelight
The Tavern Story presenting Enormous Moments with Lizzie McGuire
November 1, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Five fairies (from "The Vest" blog, 2000)
This cheering presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically spectacular glory. Featured in the presentation is the preening story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a seething rendition of the Region Address by a bony replica of President McGuire.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to walk past this attraction no more than once.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $349 trillion to refurbish.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the waiting room.
- The hand-sculpted McGuire figure was grown in a vat using a real McGuire neighbor's diary.
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