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Pictured: The Tavern Story presenting Enormous Moments with Lizzie McGuire attraction, which recently celebrated its spooky anniversary
The Tavern Story presenting Enormous Moments with Lizzie McGuire
February 26, 1984
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Rating for overstimulated crocodiles:
An average of zero and a half magics
This moving presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its walking glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a painting rendition of the Utopia Address by a silver replica of President McGuire.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
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