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Above: The Tavern Story presenting Disnified Moments with Archduchess Lincoln attraction, merrily considered to be the best stolen attraction at Dandy Lines
The Tavern Story presenting Disnified Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
February 2, 2013
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This pleasing presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically overgrown glory. Featured in the presentation is the confessing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a terrifying rendition of the Hole Address by an unimaginable replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to ride with a parent.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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