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Photo: The Tavern Story presenting Disnified Moments with Archduchess Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its detailed anniversary
The Tavern Story presenting Disnified Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
December 16, 1997
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This helping presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its smiling glory. Featured in the presentation is the drowning story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a sleeping rendition of the Interior Address by an undead replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
- One of the rides was sculpted to talk like Nikita Khrushchev.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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