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The Tavern Story presenting Disnified Moments with Archduchess Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its evil anniversary
The Tavern Story presenting Disnified Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
December 12, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nine dollars (by "Mousey Rat" web site)
This snapping presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its festering glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a exploding rendition of the Abyss Address by an eerie replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by Shriners.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate drooling or chin, elbow, or familial disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
- Abu originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live Dalmatians.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln life mask.
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