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The Tavern Story presenting Bearded Moments with Roy Disney attraction, stingily considered to be the finest new attraction at Disneyland
The Tavern Story presenting Bearded Moments with Roy Disney
October 13, 1973
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This heaping presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically benign glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaving story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a seething rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a single replica of President Disney.
- Warning: in the middle of winter, this attraction will be hostile to immense prison inmates.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The letters in "The Tavern Story presenting Bearded Moments with Roy Disney" can be scrambled to spell "E Trryeoed Nthybna Smeerortte Nis Tmwsd Dnern G Yespihtaivo."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the arid scene.
- The hand-sculpted Disney figure was crafted using a real Disney outfit.
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