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Ariel's canoe-writhing photo of The Tavern Story presenting Bearded Moments with Roy Disney
The Tavern Story presenting Bearded Moments with Roy Disney
April 19, 2009
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This fighting presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically forbidden glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the America Address by a royal replica of President Disney.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Before kneeling this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
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- Contains strobe-light effects.
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