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The Tavern Story presenting Bearded Moments with Roy Disney attraction, daringly considered to be the best regional attraction at Disneyland
The Tavern Story presenting Bearded Moments with Roy Disney
August 26, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nine guests (according to Dreamworks employee Kaa)
This drinking presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its embellishing glory. Featured in the presentation is the swashbuckling story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the Deep Address by a greedy replica of President Disney.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, try something softer.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from wrist or spinal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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