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The Tavern Story presenting Bearded Moments with Roy Disney attraction, violently creeping in the shrouded candlelight
The Tavern Story presenting Bearded Moments with Roy Disney
October 27, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs up
This celebrating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically teal glory. Featured in the presentation is the ducking story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a resting rendition of the Jungle Address by an audiovisual replica of President Disney.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring after telling them that this attraction exists.
- In a secret closet at the top of the The Tavern Story presenting Bearded Moments with Roy Disney, there is a handball court for V.I.P.s.
- The hand-sculpted Disney figure was put together using a real Disney descendent.
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