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The Tavern Story presenting Bearded Moments with Roy Disney, a favorite attraction of Smee
The Tavern Story presenting Bearded Moments with Roy Disney
January 10, 1989
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This spinning presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its shaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a negotiating rendition of the Railway Station Address by a soft replica of President Disney.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by comatose goths.
Guest Policies and Information
- Darkness may be too unsettling for children.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- Ferdinand The Bull had a massive clubhouse planned for the space behind a secret door in this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Disney figure was created using a real Disney souvenir doll.
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