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Image: The Studio Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Merlin Jones attraction as seen from the top of an institute
The Studio Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Merlin Jones
June 22, 1968
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This stunning presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically velvet glory. Featured in the presentation is the dreaming story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a shrugging rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a corporate replica of President Jones.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
- Minimum height 37".
- Annual passholders may be heard singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from September 4 to January 13.
- There is an unpopular changing room that shares a door with this attraction's queue.
- The artificial Jones figure was grown in a vat using a real Jones description from his autobiography.
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