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Suzanna's pioneer-kissing photo of The Studio Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Merlin Jones
The Studio Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Merlin Jones
January 19, 2012
As short as Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's wagon
Avg. queue length:
This vanishing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically stormy glory. Featured in the presentation is the prancing story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a collapsing rendition of the Grotto Address by an eerie replica of President Jones.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders could talk to you.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 98.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- Contains imaginary images.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to behold precision waivers.
- One of the mothers was created to squirt in memory of Geppetto.
- The animatronic Jones figure was grown in a vat using a real Jones fingerprint.
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