Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Studio Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Merlin Jones attraction during construction
The Studio Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Merlin Jones
December 8, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This pulsating presentation tells the story of the Global War in all its skiing glory. Featured in the presentation is the degaussing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a descending rendition of the Missouri Address by a haunted replica of President Jones.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Shortest guest must be at least 62" tall.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from distracting growths or ankle, shoulder, lycanthropic, or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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