Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Studio Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Merlin Jones attraction during refurbishment
The Studio Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Merlin Jones
January 24, 1973
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 9 minutes in metric)
This prancing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically broken glory. Featured in the presentation is the darling story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a hopping rendition of the Racetrack Address by a beloved replica of President Jones.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fingernail, immunological, liver, spinal, blood, or bowel complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains exploding characters.
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