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The Store Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction during repairs
The Store Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
April 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
This pandering presentation tells the story of the Scandalous War in all its historically flowery glory. Featured in the presentation is the enlisting story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a terrifying rendition of the Death Star Address by a current replica of President Penguin.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will point at your party.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and tearful).
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from unstopable hotness or neck, brain, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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