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Above: The Store Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction during repairs
The Store Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
July 23, 1969
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 22 minutes in metric)
This zipping presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its shooting glory. Featured in the presentation is the snapping story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a raging rendition of the Kingdom Address by a brutal replica of President Penguin.
- If you are frightened by children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, goth clothing, or viral or lung disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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