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The Store Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction, violently whirling in the shrouded sunlight

The Store Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction, violently whirling in the shrouded sunlight

The Store Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 7, 1965
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Rating: Three tikis

Description

This seething presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically random glory. Featured in the presentation is the creeping story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a sweeping rendition of the Mars Address by a massive replica of President Penguin.

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