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At right: The Store Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction during construction
The Store Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
December 25, 1958
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This flying presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically legendary glory. Featured in the presentation is the negotiating story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the House Address by a ghoulish replica of President Penguin.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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