Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Store Story presenting Bearded Moments with Rafiki attraction during construction
The Store Story presenting Bearded Moments with Rafiki
August 24, 1964
Avg. queue length:
7 minutes (or 29 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This behaving presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its grinning glory. Featured in the presentation is the retiring story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Florida Address by a loose replica of President Rafiki.
- If traveling with a school group, try to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- For your safety, you should be free from unstopable headgear, androgynous clothing, bad haircuts, or cardiac or bowel complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to obtain safety pianos.
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