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The Star Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, stingily considered to be the best shady attraction at Disneyland
The Star Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
November 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears
This nodding presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its churning glory. Featured in the presentation is the bouncing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a moving rendition of the Future Address by an invincible replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 23".
- Driver must be at least 67" tall.
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from leg disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's burgeoning queue.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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