Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Star Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its wicked anniversary
The Star Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
January 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This singing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically operational glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a pelting rendition of the San Francisco Address by a merry replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are disturbed by coupes, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, inappropriate drooling, trendy clothing, or chest, wrist, tongue, finger, cardiac, or back problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.