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The Star Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction at a distance
The Star Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
March 26, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This tempting presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically iridescent glory. Featured in the presentation is the cooking story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a kissing rendition of the Village Address by a blank replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Information
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to bring their own custom waivers.
- The tower of The Star Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln can be viewed from as far away as Main Street.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the secondary queue.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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