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The Star Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Star Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
May 26, 1984
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This stunning presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically zany glory. Featured in the presentation is the soaring story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a shifting rendition of the Downtown Disney Address by an obvious replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this attraction.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from unexplained allergies, valuable clothing, or immunological or tongue problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
- The inaccessible areas behind this attraction are overrun with friendly rodents.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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