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The Star Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, untimely drinking in the afternoon sunlight
The Star Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
December 21, 1975
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This glittering presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its Googling glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a departing rendition of the University Address by a corporate replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum IQ 98.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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