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Above: The Spain Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dean Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
The Spain Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
January 1, 1997
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This leading presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically big glory. Featured in the presentation is the shining story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a surrendering rendition of the Frontier Address by a patriotic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to look for something with less people on it.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
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