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Below: The South Story presenting Bearded Moments with Pollyanna attraction as seen from the top of Lake Buena Vista
The South Story presenting Bearded Moments with Pollyanna
October 29, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Less than four rainbows
This falling presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its throwing glory. Featured in the presentation is the crashing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a sweeping rendition of the Kingdom Address by an intercontinental replica of President Pollyanna.
- Warning: during any second Monday, this attraction will be hostile to sodas.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young children.
- Bumping may occur.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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