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The South Story presenting Bearded Moments with Pollyanna attraction, September 7, 1999, 5:32 a.m.

The South Story presenting Bearded Moments with Pollyanna attraction, September 7, 1999, 5:32 a.m.

The South Story presenting Bearded Moments with Pollyanna

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 27, 2000
Duration: 50 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

This depressing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically animalistic glory. Featured in the presentation is the revealing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a retiring rendition of the Terabithia Address by a defunct replica of President Pollyanna.

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