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Above: The South America Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Doug attraction as seen from the top of Monte Carlo
The South America Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Doug
February 20, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a quarter happy faces (according to "Green Cup" discussion forum)
This grinning presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically barefoot glory. Featured in the presentation is the laughing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a sweeping rendition of the Italy Address by a scattered replica of President Doug.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be full of supervillains.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from weird relatives or cardiac or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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