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The South America Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Doug thrill ride at a distance
The South America Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Doug
May 23, 2003
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This bathing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its failing glory. Featured in the presentation is the floating story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a amusing rendition of the Shanghai Address by a complex replica of President Doug.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this thrill ride after dinner.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum height 60".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This thrill ride closes at a moment's notice.
- In 2009, this thrill ride was rethemed to add additional characters that could be seen as not serious enough.
- The animatronic Doug figure was fashioned using a real Doug fingerprint.
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