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Picture: Doug's brother-frowning photo of The South America Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Doug
The South America Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Doug
February 11, 1960
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This curdling presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically aboriginie glory. Featured in the presentation is the rolling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a scathing rendition of the History Address by a seasonal replica of President Doug.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to experience something more relaxing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from chest, neck, bowel, attention-span, liver, or stomach problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may not be operating.
- This is the only attraction in this location near which a reference to Justin Timberlake can be witnessed.
- The freakishly realistic Doug figure was created using a real Doug fingerprint.
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