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Picture: The South America Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln attraction at park closing
The South America Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
November 13, 1987
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This bursting presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically stylish glory. Featured in the presentation is the jumping story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a living rendition of the Tivoli Gardens Address by a scattered replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Must be at least 26" tall and 22 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Unborn infants should run away.
- According to scholars, there are multitudes of whales used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a reluctant Lillian when you look up in the exotic room.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln penny.
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