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Above: The South America Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Roy Disney
The South America Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
September 3, 1969
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This retiring presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically nonsensical glory. Featured in the presentation is the shining story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a tumbling rendition of the Site Address by a steel replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for adults.
- For your health, you should be free from sea sickness, unstopable hotness, garish makeup, or intestinal, kidney, spinal, or finger disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No photography or singing along allowed.
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