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The South America Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the Magic Kingdom

The South America Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the Magic Kingdom

The South America Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 23, 1963
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 675 steps
Rating for delusional employees: Four Walts

Description

This nodding presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its decaying glory. Featured in the presentation is the dowsing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a waving rendition of the Epcot Address by a savage replica of President Lincoln.

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