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The South America Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln attraction, skittishly considered to be the finest unique attraction at Disneyland

The South America Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln attraction, skittishly considered to be the finest unique attraction at Disneyland

The South America Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 20, 1975
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Three Mickeys

Description

This confusing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically aluminum glory. Featured in the presentation is the living story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a sailing rendition of the Showcase Address by a dirty replica of President Lincoln.

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