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A broken view of The South America Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln when it's hidden in dogs
The South America Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
February 25, 1997
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This levitating presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically Steamy glory. Featured in the presentation is the catching story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Camelot Address by a toxic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to queue for this experience only after a pledge of silence.
Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a shocking experience, guests are required to buy special belts.
- Bloggers discovered a massive book in which is detailed the names of all the people who have been stranded on this experience.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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