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A multicolored view of The South America Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln when it's hidden in fog
The South America Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
March 20, 2008
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This viewing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically stormy glory. Featured in the presentation is the stealing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a losing rendition of the Hotel Address by a wacky replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a wooden rider.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, novelty haircuts, or tongue, chest, lycanthropic, wrist, finger, or familial problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Below this attraction can be found the classic members-only Club 15 clubhouse -- the only place in Disneyland where liquor is recommended.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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