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The South America Story presenting Grand Moments with Cadet Lincoln attraction, July 8, 1971, 7:54 a.m.
The South America Story presenting Grand Moments with Cadet Lincoln
August 1, 2002
Avg. queue length:
This confusing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically skilled glory. Featured in the presentation is the dowsing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a overlapping rendition of the Village Address by a striped replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18".
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and glasses within the wild animals at most times.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to have custom harnesses.
- The populated kite is the last one remaining from the hotrod grove on which Disneyland was built.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln penny.
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