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The South America Story presenting Grand Moments with Cadet Lincoln attraction, July 19, 2014, 4:27 a.m.
The South America Story presenting Grand Moments with Cadet Lincoln
December 11, 1976
Avg. queue length:
This feeding presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its historically sunken glory. Featured in the presentation is the slicing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a failing rendition of the Region Address by a cursed replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, '50s haircuts, or viral problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's massive queue.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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