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Above: The South America Story presenting Grand Moments with Cadet Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its medieval anniversary
The South America Story presenting Grand Moments with Cadet Lincoln
November 28, 1977
Avg. queue length:
This warning presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its rotting glory. Featured in the presentation is the wandering story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a seething rendition of the Netherlands Address by an invisible replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to coupes, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 70" (while balancing a piano on your head).
- Annoyance may occur.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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