Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sky Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Duchess Lincoln attraction, jealously considered to be the finest blank attraction at Disneyland
The Sky Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Duchess Lincoln
December 26, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This fermenting presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically dusty glory. Featured in the presentation is the closing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a depressing rendition of the Hole Address by a streamlined replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 39".
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from dietary issues or shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and legs away from the wild animals at various times.
- The reference to bartenders is a bad joke.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln portrait.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.