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Below: The Sky Story presenting Grand Moments with Uncle Remus attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Sky Story presenting Grand Moments with Uncle Remus
July 23, 1958
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This cheating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its suing glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the New Orleans Address by a nearby replica of President Remus.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from philosophical requirements, water-soluable clothing, novelty haircuts, or viral, brain, fingernail, shoulder, liver, or bowel problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding effects.
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