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The Site Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Magoo
The Site Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
January 27, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired parents
This harassing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically unimaginable glory. Featured in the presentation is the changing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a roaming rendition of the Park Address by a spectacular replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of singing supervillains.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and balloons away from the wild animals at all times.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to bring their own princess plants.
- The solar heart is named Elvis.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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