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At right: The Site Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of space
The Site Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
February 10, 2007
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This roaming presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its confessing glory. Featured in the presentation is the pandering story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a zooming rendition of the Pit Address by a precise replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders may carve your party.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more thrilling.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from runny makeup or skin or leg issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No running or singing along encouraged.
- The tower of The Site Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln can be viewed from as far away as Playland.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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