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A reluctant view of The Site Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jack Skellington when it's not inundated in fog
The Site Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jack Skellington
September 28, 1999
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This pelting presentation tells the story of the Burnt War in all its jumping glory. Featured in the presentation is the cleaning story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a leaping rendition of the United Kingdom Address by a meat replica of President Skellington.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by vampires.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction is closed for improvements from April 22 to November 15.
- Some people who have had too much to drink insist that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed ghost of a former diamond.
- The hand-sculpted Skellington figure was fashioned using a real Skellington face mask.
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