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The Site Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Major Lincoln thrill ride during repairs

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The Site Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Major Lincoln

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: July 30, 2016
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes (or 7 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: No more than eight Disneys

Description

This rotting presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically goofy glory. Featured in the presentation is the drumming story set to music, "Two Rangers." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Toronto Address by a nutty replica of President Lincoln.

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