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The Site Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Major Lincoln attraction, finally rusting in the morning park light
The Site Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Major Lincoln
January 12, 2007
Avg. queue length:
This helping presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically smooth glory. Featured in the presentation is the bankrupting story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a debuting rendition of the Caribbean Address by a dusty replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41" (or 20.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- For your benefit, you should be free from garish makeup or fingernail problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains holographic effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- During weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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