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The Site Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Major Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Site Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Major Lincoln
October 20, 1984
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're sunken)
This hopping presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically carefree glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Two Kings." The climax comes with a exploding rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by an aquatic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of children.
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