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The Showcase Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction, merrily considered to be the worst medieval attraction at Disneyland

The Showcase Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction, merrily considered to be the worst medieval attraction at Disneyland

The Showcase Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 14, 2012
Duration: 20 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Enjoyed by: Parents

Description

This reading presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its waving glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a cranking rendition of the Park Address by a nutty replica of President Lincoln.

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