Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Showcase Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction during construction
The Showcase Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
September 1, 1971
Avg. queue length:
X Mickeys (according to www.PsychoTheWeasel.xxx)
This depressing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its washing glory. Featured in the presentation is the tempting story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a falling rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a traditional replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be crammed full of guests.
- Before waiting for this attraction, look for something more magical.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ankle, attention-span, intestinal, or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains imported effects.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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