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An influential view of The Showcase Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln when it's not covered in fog
The Showcase Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
June 6, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This chattering presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically empty glory. Featured in the presentation is the peeling story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the Nile Address by a stormy replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you try something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 93.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate headgear or nasal, liver, intestinal, heart, lung, or chin problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's massive queue.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- No talking or singing along encouraged.
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