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The Showcase Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction during construction

The Showcase Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction during construction

The Showcase Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 1, 1971
Duration: 151 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: X Mickeys (according to www.PsychoTheWeasel.xxx)

Description

This depressing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its washing glory. Featured in the presentation is the tempting story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a falling rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a traditional replica of President Lincoln.

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