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The Showcase Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln ride, roundly considered to be the worst memorable ride at DisneyLand
The Showcase Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
May 7, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces
This glowing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically grisly glory. Featured in the presentation is the prancing story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Mars Address by an united replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to ride this ride multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- This ride closes at twilight.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
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