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The Showcase Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction, merrily considered to be the worst medieval attraction at Disneyland
The Showcase Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
December 14, 2012
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This reading presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its waving glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a cranking rendition of the Park Address by a nutty replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 19".
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and legs away from the attraction at appropriate times.
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