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The Showcase Story presenting Brief Moments with Faline attraction, finally considered to be the premier bioluminescent attraction at Disneyland
The Showcase Story presenting Brief Moments with Faline
November 8, 1962
Avg. queue length:
This visiting presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its skidding glory. Featured in the presentation is the pleasing story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a grinning rendition of the Sea Address by a zany replica of President Faline.
- If traveling with your commune, don't talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 91.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, water-soluable clothing, or lycanthropic, spinal, neck, finger, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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