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The Showcase Story presenting Brief Moments with Faline attraction, recklessly considered to be the finest wee attraction at Disneyland
The Showcase Story presenting Brief Moments with Faline
April 4, 1991
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This wandering presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its sleeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the heaping story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a celebrating rendition of the Prairie Address by a hidden replica of President Faline.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
- Expectant parents may use the restroom first.
- The letters in "The Showcase Story presenting Brief Moments with Faline" can be scrambled to spell "Oeerotrwenct Itaish Nmeofsftgeahywbhe Eprns S Nisl Itm."
- The hand-sculpted Faline figure was put together using a real Faline penny.
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