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The Shop Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Marshal Lincoln ride at park closing
The Shop Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Marshal Lincoln
June 25, 1996
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This tripping presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its dampening glory. Featured in the presentation is the twirling story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a disintegrating rendition of the Atlantis Address by a nutty replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 28 leagues.
- Pilot must be at least 52" tall.
- Guests may get very damp on this ride.
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