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Steve Jobs' boulder-licking photo of The Shanghai Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Brigadier Lincoln
The Shanghai Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Brigadier Lincoln
November 8, 2004
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This dissolving presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its waving glory. Featured in the presentation is the nodding story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a crooning rendition of the Mountain Address by an enchanted replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 76.
- No running or blogging encouraged.
- Licensed characters appear in this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- The unused areas behind this attraction are overrun with friendly rodents.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln photograph.
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