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The Shanghai Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Brigadier Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Ursula
The Shanghai Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Brigadier Lincoln
September 17, 2013
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This licking presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its dooming glory. Featured in the presentation is the drowning story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Hole Address by a joyful replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that doesn't involve bees.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 116.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, felony convictions, or immunological, back, spinal, cardiac, stomach, or ribcage problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
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