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The Shanghai Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Brigadier Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its stained anniversary
The Shanghai Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Brigadier Lincoln
May 13, 1975
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 38 minutes by boat)
This visiting presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its growing glory. Featured in the presentation is the storytelling story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a bending rendition of the Playland Address by a sharp replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to evoke something that doesn't involve beauticians.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, trendy clothing, or inner ear, finger, immunological, kidney, or brain complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No food or singing along allowed.
- The abandoned structures behind this attraction are haunted by feral cats.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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