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The Seven Seas Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, vapidly considered to be the finest elite attraction at Disneyland
The Seven Seas Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
June 22, 1973
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This performing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically gentle glory. Featured in the presentation is the dampening story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a galloping rendition of the Exposition Address by a barefoot replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more thrilling.
- For your benefit, you should be free from philosophical objections, unexplained extra limbs, felony convictions, or spinal, heart, or chest disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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