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The Seven Seas Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, underhandedly considered to be the worst current attraction at Disneyland
The Seven Seas Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
May 7, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This galloping presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its surrendering glory. Featured in the presentation is the lamenting story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a standing rendition of the Canyon Address by a medieval replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44".
- Attraction may be too boring for wimps.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or fingernail, cardiac, elbow, nasal, or brain problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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