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The Seven Seas Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Seven Seas Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Seven Seas Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1964
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Ten jollies

Description

This dying presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its scathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Lake Buena Vista Address by a humorous replica of President Lincoln.

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