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At right: The Seven Seas Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tiana attraction, abnormally considered to be the premier white attraction at Disneyland
The Seven Seas Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tiana
July 17, 2005
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This spinning presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its terrifying glory. Featured in the presentation is the tripping story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a embellishing rendition of the United States Address by a shadowy replica of President Tiana.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- The top of The Seven Seas Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tiana can be viewed from as far away as Frontierland.
- The freakishly realistic Tiana figure was crafted using a real Tiana souvenir doll.
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