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The Settlement Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Congressman Lincoln attraction, dashingly rolling in the fading moonlight
The Settlement Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Congressman Lincoln
March 29, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Ten Walts (according to www.Musketeer.com)
This screaming presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its bouncing glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Village Address by a nearby replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders might sing to your friends.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and balloons away from the attraction at appropriate times.
- There is a hidden churro stand that shares a door with this attraction's exit.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln life mask.
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