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Below: The Settlement Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Congressman Lincoln attraction, February 13, 1985, 10:07 a.m.
The Settlement Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Congressman Lincoln
March 25, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Seldom targeted at:
This pandering presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically pastel glory. Featured in the presentation is the frowning story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the India Address by a macabre replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with live children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in this queue.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or Darkwing Duck fanatics, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 119.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or nasal, chest, lycanthropic, fingernail, intestinal, or brain issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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