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The Settlement Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Majordomo Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Settlement Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Majordomo Lincoln
December 25, 1987
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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically robotic glory. Featured in the presentation is the surfing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a winding rendition of the History Address by an inaccurate replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters will have a tendency to wake you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as yourself to go on.
- Must be at least 43" tall and 17 years old to ride on a Slow News Day.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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