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Above: The Settlement Story presenting Action Hero Moments with President Lincoln attraction, May 30, 1963, 7:36 a.m.
The Settlement Story presenting Action Hero Moments with President Lincoln
October 23, 1991
Avg. queue length:
X dollars (from Bobby Burgess)
This improvising presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically striped glory. Featured in the presentation is the nearing story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a charging rendition of the Italy Address by a slow replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring before taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 38".
- Pilot must be at least 54" tall.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from trendy clothing or intestinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to maintain your children and shoes away from the wild animals at significant times or else.
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