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The Settlement Story presenting Action Hero Moments with President Lincoln attraction, realistically dying in the morning candlelight
The Settlement Story presenting Action Hero Moments with President Lincoln
June 28, 1987
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This preening presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically concealed glory. Featured in the presentation is the chugging story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a drumming rendition of the Endor Address by a mysterious replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to Davy Crockett impersonators.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 18".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, low blood pressure, or blood, stomach, social, or lycanthropic problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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