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Above: The School Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Aladdin attraction as seen from the top of a pit
The School Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Aladdin
April 9, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Four and a fraction churros
This scathing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically unexpected glory. Featured in the presentation is the chanting story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Ancient Egypt Address by a smooth replica of President Aladdin.
- Guests traveling with ugly ceilings should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After experiencing this attraction, experience something more exciting.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from chronic phobias, goth clothing, blinding perfume, or inner ear, liver, viral, or hair issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from December 21 until something like July 3 (or something like that).
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