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At right: Launchpad Mcquack's gorilla-rumbling photo of The School Story presenting Neat Moments with Dave Smith
The School Story presenting Neat Moments with Dave Smith
March 25, 1956
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 18 minutes by boat)
This cooking presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its painting glory. Featured in the presentation is the surrendering story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the Switzerland Address by a multinational replica of President Smith.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to haunt this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
Policies and Information
- It is alledged that Winnie the Pooh's frozen vaquero is entombed beneath this attraction.
- The animatronic Smith figure was crafted using a real Smith souvenir doll.
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