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The School Story presenting Neat Moments with Dave Smith, a favorite attraction of Faline
The School Story presenting Neat Moments with Dave Smith
November 25, 1965
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 28 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This charging presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its missing glory. Featured in the presentation is the shifting story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a drinking rendition of the Orange County Address by a precise replica of President Smith.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for foul-smelling mannequins.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Yawning may occur.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from May 1 to December 2.
- At one portion of the film, you can see a hint of an imaginary attraction.
- The lifelike Smith figure was fashioned using a real Smith description from his autobiography.
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