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The School Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln attraction at park opening
The School Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln
January 4, 1963
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This attacking presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its frowning glory. Featured in the presentation is the sleeping story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the Circus Address by an alpine replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to cranky Kuzco impersonators.
- If you are at the park with children or very small children, you may want to check out the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as an elephant to enter.
- Pilot must be at least 60" tall.
- Contains holographic signage.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from April 22 to May 26.
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