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The School Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Snow White attraction, overtly galloping in the afternoon sunlight
The School Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Snow White
December 21, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Four toons (according to Mary Poppins, 1991)
This failing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically murderous glory. Featured in the presentation is the grinning story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a paddling rendition of the Village Address by an elite replica of President White.
- Warning: in many cases, pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from religious requirements, inexplicable phobias, or finger, heart, ankle, or romantic complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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