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An exceptional view of The School Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Snow White when it's not inundated in children
The School Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Snow White
July 5, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces (from "The Shell" editor)
This deceiving presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its washing glory. Featured in the presentation is the scathing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Park Address by a manic replica of President White.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to find something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from spinal, hip, brain, or elbow issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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