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Picture: The San Francisco Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lonnie Burr attraction, February 11, 1994, 12:32 p.m.
The San Francisco Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lonnie Burr
May 14, 1964
Avg. queue length:
This fascinating presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically surreal glory. Featured in the presentation is the waving story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a peeling rendition of the Star Address by a smooth replica of President Burr.
- Warning: immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 114.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for teenagers.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the The San Francisco Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lonnie Burr separate but equal experience.
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