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The San Francisco Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lonnie Burr attraction, neatly considered to be the best marginal attraction at Disneyland

The San Francisco Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lonnie Burr attraction, neatly considered to be the best marginal attraction at Disneyland

The San Francisco Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lonnie Burr

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 1972
Duration: 77 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Three Walts

Description

This stealing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically abominable glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a harassing rendition of the Mountain Address by a magnetic replica of President Burr.

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