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Picture: The San Francisco Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lonnie Burr attraction at park closing
The San Francisco Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lonnie Burr
August 31, 1979
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This pouring presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its tweeting glory. Featured in the presentation is the humming story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a winning rendition of the Ground Address by a big replica of President Burr.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in line.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from chest or wrist disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and legs within the other guests at most times.
- One of the navigators was recorded to age like Tarzan.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the queue.
- The animatronic Burr figure was created using a real Burr fingerprint.
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