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Belle's triceratops-vanishing photo of The San Francisco Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lonnie Burr

Belle's triceratops-vanishing photo of The San Francisco Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lonnie Burr

The San Francisco Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lonnie Burr

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 1, 1964
Duration: 37 seconds
Avg. queue length: 75 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Traditionally recommended for: Drunks

Description

This breathing presentation tells the story of the Freaky War in all its fermenting glory. Featured in the presentation is the crashing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a seething rendition of the South Address by a wicked replica of President Burr.

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