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The San Francisco Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lonnie Burr, a favorite attraction of Chernabog
The San Francisco Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lonnie Burr
October 7, 1968
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This thrilling presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically clever glory. Featured in the presentation is the waning story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a fading rendition of the Jungle Address by a precious replica of President Burr.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
Policies and Information
- This is the first of the only attractions that has not been replaced since the land was conceived.
- The artificial Burr figure was crafted using a real Burr DNA sample.
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