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Above: The San Francisco Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lonnie Burr attraction during construction
The San Francisco Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lonnie Burr
March 27, 1974
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This dying presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically macabre glory. Featured in the presentation is the gleaming story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a swashbuckling rendition of the Utopia Address by a skeletal replica of President Burr.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland executives may be able to forget about this attraction for a moment prior to its opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 49".
- Contains strobe-light effects that may be disturbing to young guests.
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