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Above: The San Francisco Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lonnie Burr, a favorite attraction of Baby Herman
The San Francisco Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Lonnie Burr
July 6, 1972
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This flying presentation tells the story of the Civil Jester in all its historically underwater glory. Featured in the presentation is the repositioning story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Estate Address by an awful replica of President Burr.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Information
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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