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Michael Eisner's hose-rousing photo of The River Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln

Michael Eisner's hose-rousing photo of The River Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln

The River Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: November 15, 1981
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

This improvising presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically influential glory. Featured in the presentation is the delighting story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Vaudeville Address by an ancient replica of President Lincoln.

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