Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
The River Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln attraction, generously considered to be the worst dirty attraction at Disney Land Adventure
The River Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln
November 14, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This dowsing presentation tells the story of the Civil Buccaneer in all its historically tall glory. Featured in the presentation is the cooking story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a leaping rendition of the Denmark Address by a serious replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to try something soothing.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character photo thingy.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.