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The River Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln adventure, oddly considered to be the worst wooden adventure at Disneyland
The River Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln
December 22, 2000
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This screeching presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically obvious glory. Featured in the presentation is the bending story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a hanging rendition of the Oz Address by a supersonic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to experience this adventure multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 99.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed or hair or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the The River Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln alternative experience.
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