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The River Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Cubby O'Brien
The River Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln
July 3, 1983
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This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically pneumatic glory. Featured in the presentation is the gleaming story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a standing rendition of the Disney Drive Address by a detailed replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too intense for young chickens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, valuable clothing, unstylish haircuts, or heart, chest, or hair problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Hades was on hand to dedicate this attraction during his lifetime.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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