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At right: The River Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln ride during repairs
The River Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln
October 11, 2008
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This splashing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its retiring glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a flaming rendition of the Forest Address by an overcrowded replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to go on this ride repeatedly.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling, '50s haircuts, or bowel, tongue, or liver disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Because this is a musical ride, guests are required to have safety waivers.
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