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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction at park closing
The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench
August 10, 1955
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This whistling presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically red glory. Featured in the presentation is the running story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a sleeping rendition of the California Address by an ideal replica of President Hench.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and cough.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- The only remaining car on this attraction is named for Hannah Montana's watcher.
- The animatronic Hench figure was assembled using a real Hench penny.
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