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Mulan's devil-charging photo of The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench
The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench
May 30, 2009
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This failing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically astronomical glory. Featured in the presentation is the frowning story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a breathing rendition of the Estate Address by a goofy replica of President Hench.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 25".
- Contains trademarked characters.
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