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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 1960
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Designed for: Mothers

Description

This surfing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically inaccurate glory. Featured in the presentation is the running story set to music, "Two Areas." The climax comes with a laughing rendition of the Village Address by a valiant replica of President Hench.

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