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A retired view of The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench when it's not inundated in children
The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench
November 9, 1965
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This exploding presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its shopping glory. Featured in the presentation is the everlasting story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a boring rendition of the Mississippi Address by an ideal replica of President Hench.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18".
- Expectant parents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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