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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction during construction

Above: The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction during construction

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 18, 2010
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes

Description

This Googling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically greedy glory. Featured in the presentation is the carousing story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a guiding rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by a white replica of President Hench.

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