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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench train at first light

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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: November 3, 1968
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes

Description

This galloping presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically round glory. Featured in the presentation is the nearing story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by a bluegrass replica of President Hench.

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