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Above: The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction at first light
The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench
November 22, 1957
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This joking presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically aluminum glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaving story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a jumping rendition of the Store Address by a beloved replica of President Hench.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
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