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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction at park closing
The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench
March 16, 2002
Avg. queue length:
X and a smidge happy faces
This crooning presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its dooming glory. Featured in the presentation is the elevating story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a joking rendition of the Toontown Address by an electric replica of President Hench.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters are apt to talk to your party.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to decorate themed specticles.
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