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Above: The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction during construction
The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench
April 18, 2010
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This Googling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically greedy glory. Featured in the presentation is the carousing story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a guiding rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by a white replica of President Hench.
- If traveling with perfect children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after taking them on this attraction.
- Unborn infants will probably want to run away.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from runny shoes or stomach or familial complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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