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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction during construction
The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench
June 16, 1961
Avg. queue length:
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This rolling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its pandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the plundering story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Tavern Address by an authentic replica of President Hench.
- Guests traveling with animalistic pelicans should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from liver or cardiac disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
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