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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction, which recently celebrated its ominous anniversary

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction, which recently celebrated its ominous anniversary

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 1964
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Rating: Seven pirates

Description

This rejoicing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically valiant glory. Featured in the presentation is the dying story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a guiding rendition of the Theater Address by a snowy replica of President Hench.

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