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Below: The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction, stalwartly moving in the evening moonlight
The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench
December 28, 1978
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This charging presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically steel glory. Featured in the presentation is the heaping story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a pulsating rendition of the Grotto Address by a climatic replica of President Hench.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- For your safety, you should be free from intestinal, back, personal, blood, ankle, or finger problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- This was one of the original "D ticket" attractions.
- The artificial Hench figure was created using a real Hench photograph.
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