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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction as seen from the top of Tomorrowland

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction as seen from the top of Tomorrowland

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 17, 1956
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes

Description

This rousing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically precarious glory. Featured in the presentation is the creaking story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a demolishing rendition of the Hotel Address by a wicked replica of President Hench.

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