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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction during a moment of contemplation
The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench
February 10, 1971
Avg. queue length:
A median score of five churros (from "The Pelican" blog)
This repositioning presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its unchanging glory. Featured in the presentation is the degaussing story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a running rendition of the South Address by a complex replica of President Hench.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 25".
- Driver must be at least 61" tall.
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