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Below: The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction during a moment of contemplation
The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench
April 30, 2011
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This continuing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its opening glory. Featured in the presentation is the healing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a waving rendition of the Heliport Address by a wicked replica of President Hench.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- Explosions may be too intense for immature teenagers.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and strollers (in that order) within the wild animals at most times.
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