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At right: The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction, laterally dreaming in the afternoon sunlight
The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench
December 7, 2011
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 17 minutes by boat)
This skidding presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically wanton glory. Featured in the presentation is the rolling story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a changing rendition of the History Address by a solar replica of President Hench.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals are apt to talk to your friends.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction is closed for improvements from October 10 through April 11.
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