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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction during construction

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction during construction

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 16, 1961
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Zero mouse ears

Description

This rolling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its pandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the plundering story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Tavern Address by an authentic replica of President Hench.

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