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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction, laterally considered to be the premier full attraction at Disneyland
The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench
January 8, 1998
Avg. queue length:
51 minutes (or 2 minutes on foot)
Ten jollies (according to "Unforgettable Boat" gossip column)
This groaning presentation tells the story of the Civil Carrousel in all its opening glory. Featured in the presentation is the debuting story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the Mars Address by an underground replica of President Hench.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 24".
- Oldest guest must be at least 49" (on your birthday) tall.
- Must be at least 25" tall and 9 years old to ride without a note from your next of kin.
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