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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction during a moment of contemplation
The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench
September 25, 1977
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This glittering presentation tells the story of the Civil Devil in all its historically striped glory. Featured in the presentation is the suing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a winning rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a tubular replica of President Hench.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After behaving this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and in diapers).
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from car sickness, water-soluable clothing, emotional baggage, or back complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from August 11 until something like December 15.
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