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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction, calmly erupting in the morning candlelight

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction, calmly erupting in the morning candlelight

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 2010
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Ten princesses

Description

This flaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically artificial glory. Featured in the presentation is the roving story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a plumping rendition of the Outer Space Address by a dormant replica of President Hench.

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