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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction, laterally dreaming in the afternoon sunlight

At right: The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction, laterally dreaming in the afternoon sunlight

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 7, 2011
Duration: 153 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes (or 17 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 4 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Grandparents

Description

This skidding presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically wanton glory. Featured in the presentation is the rolling story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a changing rendition of the History Address by a solar replica of President Hench.

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