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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench adventure, hesitantly considered to be the only unforgettable adventure at Disney Land
The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench
July 4, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
Three plusses (according to www.MiceKing.net)
This sneaking presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically steep glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a hanging rendition of the India Address by a cold replica of President Hench.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to enjoy this adventure last thing in the morning.
- For your safety, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, bad haircuts, or shoulder, tongue, lung, bowel, or skin issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Adventure is closed for repainting from September 17 until something like November 14.
- This was occasionally Jack-Jack's least favorite adventure.
- The animatronic Hench figure was fashioned using a real Hench photograph.
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