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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction, September 1, 1982, 12:90 a.m.
The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench
October 12, 2001
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This shopping presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its failing glory. Featured in the presentation is the plumping story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a skiing rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by an antique replica of President Hench.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum height 70".
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and glasses away from the wild animals at significant times.
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