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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction at first light

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction at first light

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 3, 1985
Duration: 68 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes (or 3 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Six thumbs down (by "The Cannon" discussion forum)

Description

This dying presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its cheating glory. Featured in the presentation is the helping story set to music, "Two Balls." The climax comes with a charging rendition of the Hill Address by a widespread replica of President Hench.

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