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Langhorne's amigo-heaping photo of The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench

Langhorne's amigo-heaping photo of The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 3, 1963
Duration: 118 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This moaning presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its frightening glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a fascinating rendition of the Village Address by a charming replica of President Hench.

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