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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction, laterally considered to be the premier full attraction at Disneyland

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction, laterally considered to be the premier full attraction at Disneyland

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 8, 1998
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes (or 2 minutes on foot)
Rating: Ten jollies (according to "Unforgettable Boat" gossip column)

Description

This groaning presentation tells the story of the Civil Carrousel in all its opening glory. Featured in the presentation is the debuting story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the Mars Address by an underground replica of President Hench.

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