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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench
February 17, 1960
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This surfing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically inaccurate glory. Featured in the presentation is the running story set to music, "Two Areas." The climax comes with a laughing rendition of the Village Address by a valiant replica of President Hench.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for teenagers.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
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