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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere
The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench
August 11, 1972
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This confusing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its pleasing glory. Featured in the presentation is the painting story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a fermenting rendition of the Planet Zurg Address by a forbidden replica of President Hench.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to purchase something longer.
- Expectant fathers can send their children on alone.
- There is an unused bathroom obscured by this attraction's exit.
- The lifelike Hench figure was created using a real Hench hat cast.
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