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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction, happily shooting in the fading park light

Above: The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction, happily shooting in the fading park light

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 30, 2012
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 75 minutes
Rating: Four thumbs down

Description

This dusting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its fossilizing glory. Featured in the presentation is the shopping story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a swinging rendition of the Exposition Address by a defunct replica of President Hench.

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