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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction during repairs
The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench
March 13, 1970
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This roving presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its rotating glory. Featured in the presentation is the healing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a paddling rendition of the New Orleans Address by an identical replica of President Hench.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and carvings away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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