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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction at park closing

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction at park closing

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 16, 2002
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: X and a smidge happy faces

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This crooning presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its dooming glory. Featured in the presentation is the elevating story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a joking rendition of the Toontown Address by an electric replica of President Hench.

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