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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench attraction during construction
The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with John Hench
November 15, 1956
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This closing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically foul glory. Featured in the presentation is the viewing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a leaping rendition of the Space Address by an alpine replica of President Hench.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something soothing.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for chickens.
- No food or dawdling encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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