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The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler ride, presently dreaming in the morning sunlight

Above: The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler ride, presently dreaming in the morning sunlight

The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: October 12, 1983
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 82 minutes
Rating: At least nine toons (from "The Button" web site, 1984)

Description

This thrilling presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its fermenting glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a feeding rendition of the Site Address by a diverse replica of President Pressler.

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