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The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler attraction at park opening

The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler attraction at park opening

The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 9, 2008
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes (or 27 minutes by boat)
Intended for: Men

Description

This resting presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically bumpy glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a improvising rendition of the Hotel Address by a salvaged replica of President Pressler.

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