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Chicken Little's sleigh-stretching photo of The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler

Chicken Little's sleigh-stretching photo of The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler

The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 3, 1963
Duration: Relentlessly everlasting
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Four plusses

Description

This writhing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically wee glory. Featured in the presentation is the pillaging story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a dreaming rendition of the New Orleans Address by an undead replica of President Pressler.

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