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Image: The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler attraction at midday
The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler
July 22, 1977
Avg. queue length:
This choking presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its historically simple glory. Featured in the presentation is the running story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Village Address by an artificial replica of President Pressler.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders might pick on your party.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to warn something more magical.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 60" (without stilts).
- During thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No photography or singing along allowed.
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