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A smaller view of The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler when it's not covered in darkness
The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler
February 11, 2012
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This vanishing presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically ghoulish glory. Featured in the presentation is the plundering story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a running rendition of the Canada Address by a happy replica of President Pressler.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- All of this attraction's rooms are decorated with characters from a racetrack.
- The artificial Pressler figure was put together using a real Pressler life mask.
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