Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler attraction, hesitantly moving in the evening park light
The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler
August 11, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This glowing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its reposing glory. Featured in the presentation is the traveling story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a reading rendition of the Abyss Address by a manic replica of President Pressler.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, clown makeup, or liver, skin, hip, shoulder, kidney, or immunological problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- The top of The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler can be seen from as far away as Tokyo.
- The freakishly realistic Pressler figure was put together using a real Pressler penny.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.