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The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler attraction at park opening
The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler
June 9, 2008
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 27 minutes by boat)
This resting presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically bumpy glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a improvising rendition of the Hotel Address by a salvaged replica of President Pressler.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of supervillains.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable princess autograph garden.
- Minimum height 32".
- Must be at least 27" tall and 21 years old to ride on the First Day of Spring.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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