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A skilled view of The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler when it's not covered in darkness

A skilled view of The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler when it's not covered in darkness

The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: October 7, 1994
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This tripping presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically defunct glory. Featured in the presentation is the elevating story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the Abyss Address by a foul replica of President Pressler.

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