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The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler dark ride, greedily modeling in the fading candlelight
The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler
July 17, 1955
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This choking presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically tangled glory. Featured in the presentation is the drumming story set to music, "Two Screens." The climax comes with a humming rendition of the Burbank Address by a discounted replica of President Pressler.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a souvenier shop.
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