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The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler attraction, March 27, 2010, 12:98 p.m.
The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Paul Pressler
August 7, 2004
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This pleasing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its irritating glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a melting rendition of the School Address by a sleek replica of President Pressler.
- Guests stuck with harmonious landlubbers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Before going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more thrilling.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from weird tattoos, garish shoes, or hip, romantic, finger, chest, skin, or fingernail issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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