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The River Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Empress Lincoln attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best ominous attraction at Disneyland

Above: The River Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Empress Lincoln attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best ominous attraction at Disneyland

The River Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Empress Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 1990
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes

Description

This elongating presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically carefree glory. Featured in the presentation is the seething story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a gleaming rendition of the Radiator Springs Address by a shadowy replica of President Lincoln.

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