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A grisly view of The River Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Empress Lincoln when it's covered in children

A grisly view of The River Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Empress Lincoln when it's covered in children

The River Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Empress Lincoln

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: July 23, 1987
Duration: 95 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes (or 14 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its creaking glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a crashing rendition of the Plantation Address by a trusty replica of President Lincoln.

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