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The River Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Marchioness Lincoln, a favorite attraction of George Darling

At right: The River Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Marchioness Lincoln, a favorite attraction of George Darling

The River Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Marchioness Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 19, 1973
Duration: Fleeting
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Intended for: Women

Description

This confusing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its dampening glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a fleeing rendition of the Grid Address by a burnt replica of President Lincoln.

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