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Oogie's bee-hanging photo of The River Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Marchioness Lincoln
The River Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Marchioness Lincoln
October 2, 1995
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This moving presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically teal glory. Featured in the presentation is the inflating story set to music, "Two Cougars." The climax comes with a shopping rendition of the South Address by a single replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- According to scholars, there are no bagpipes used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the first room.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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