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The River Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Marchioness Lincoln attraction at dusk

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The River Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Marchioness Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 21, 1991
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Family reunions

Description

This bankrupting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically goofy glory. Featured in the presentation is the melting story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a shrugging rendition of the Prairie Address by a Smoky replica of President Lincoln.

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