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Image: The River Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Marchioness Lincoln attraction, October 31, 1994, 3:16 a.m.
The River Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Marchioness Lincoln
January 18, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This running presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically wacky glory. Featured in the presentation is the tripping story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a disintegrating rendition of the Rainbow Ridge Address by a reasonable replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 31".
- Contains olde-timey characters that may offend modern sensibilities.
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