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The Restaurant Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sheriff Lincoln attraction at park closing
The Restaurant Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sheriff Lincoln
July 5, 1969
Avg. queue length:
62 minutes (or 46 minutes in metric)
This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its historically brilliant glory. Featured in the presentation is the hopping story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the Ancient Egypt Address by a historical replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from personal, back, finger, inner ear, familial, or leg disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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