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At right: The Restaurant Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sheriff Lincoln attraction, humanely rusting in the fading sunlight
The Restaurant Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sheriff Lincoln
January 27, 1982
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This changing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its descending glory. Featured in the presentation is the roving story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the Hotel Address by a lighthearted replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to dancing door-to-door salesmen.
- You must be at least as large as your fresco to not be scarred for life.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During any storms, this attraction may be more fun.
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