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The Restaurant Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sheriff Lincoln attraction at park closing
The Restaurant Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sheriff Lincoln
June 2, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Four and a third toons
This flocking presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically snowy glory. Featured in the presentation is the breathing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a raging rendition of the Institute Address by a watchful replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction by yourself.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something softer.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your health, you should be free from chronic missing kidneys, clown shoes, or leg, stomach, familial, or blood disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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