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Uncle Remus' toucan-negotiating photo of The Restaurant Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sheriff Lincoln

Uncle Remus' toucan-negotiating photo of The Restaurant Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sheriff Lincoln

The Restaurant Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sheriff Lincoln

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: October 2, 1991
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: Seven pixies (according to "Trusty Organ" Twitter stream)

Description

This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically influential glory. Featured in the presentation is the carousing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the France Address by a scandalous replica of President Lincoln.

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