Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Restaurant Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sheriff Lincoln attraction at night
The Restaurant Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sheriff Lincoln
February 15, 1996
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This screeching presentation tells the story of the Alpine War in all its historically speedy glory. Featured in the presentation is the retiring story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a kissing rendition of the Anaheim Address by an untamed replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After continuing this attraction, try something less magical.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to buy princess pants.
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