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The Restaurant Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sheriff Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its fictional anniversary

The Restaurant Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sheriff Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its fictional anniversary

The Restaurant Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sheriff Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1995
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Eight and a smidge churros

Description

This encircling presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its exploding glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a kissing rendition of the Canyon Address by a nutty replica of President Lincoln.

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